hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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