Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize