We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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