ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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