I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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