I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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