Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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