There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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