i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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