Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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