when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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