So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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