and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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