i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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