Swine flu. Run for my life!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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