Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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