my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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