I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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