So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
So. Much. Porn.
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