I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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