I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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