Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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