I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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