he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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