I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She even gives head with a lisp.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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