if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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