When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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