I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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