Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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