that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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