Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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