just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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