i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
