Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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