I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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