I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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