in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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