why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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