i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
