So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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