Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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