i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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