Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
FUCK WHALES
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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