One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
The best revenge is premature balding
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here