Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?