You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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