Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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