Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Michael Bay diarrhea
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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