So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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