going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
