What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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