yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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