big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
