I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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